Stashed in: Best of Imgur, Infomercials!, I forgot how to..., Eggs!
THERE'S GOT TO BE A MORE EXPENSIVE WAY
HOW THE FUCK DO I EGGS?
Me've been there before..
Okay, I'll say it first: THANKS OBAMA.
I can crack an egg while answering the phone while wearing a blanket. I am a GOD to these people.
For just 8 easy payments of 19.99...
Chubby kid enthusiastically dancing like no one's looking...
Turn your Baby into an Ewok!
Humon's illustrated (and explained) animal mating habits:
Hold on to that feeling, kid.