Grumpy Cat's Father: "Good morning!"

Grumpy Cat Tard: "That's your opinion."

I'm struck by how tiny Tard is.

This Grumpy Cat image should have a banana, for scale.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but--- I HATE YOU.

Cat: "Have a good day." Grumpy Cat: "Don't tell me what to do."

Maybe the reason I'm so grumpy is because you idiots still call me "Tard".

My name is Tardar Sauce. Prepare to die.

 He looks so... ordinary.  I mean he's just a normal cat. 

Yes. Both of Grumpy Cat's parents are normal. Her mother is a Calico:

More about Grumpy Cat: http://pandawhale.com/post/9139/grumpy-cat-breed-snowshoe-siamese