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Scissors represent the quick witted who make cutting remarks. i.e. Sarcasm.
I bet when they discovered the radish everyone was like, "Let's name it Rad!" and one guy was all "Let's dial that back a bit."
Gotta have my pops.
Dapper Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
Exercise... Ex... Er... Cise. Ex. Ar. Size. Eggs. Are. Sides. For bacon. BACON.