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"They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true." ~the Internet
I learn more from the Internet than I do from school.
Btw, they aren't contractions, more like portmanteaus -- two words added together to make a new word... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmanteau
Not knowing is part of the fun.
Tuxedo Cat likes to carry his beagle toy from room to room, and then attack it ruthlessly.
You narrate your own life, son. Make sure it's a good story.
Stop acting so small. You are the universe in ecstatic motion - #1 of 25 lessons from Rumi