Perhaps the best and most entertaining profile of Randy Moss I've ever read. I laughed myself sick over lines like this:

"Unlike fellow hillbilly Brett Favre, Moss never cared to sell himself in pair of jeans designed for the bigger-butted middle aged man. Randy Moss wanted to play, and then receive a check, and to be left alone to fish in the woods smoking a cigar while wearing a hoodie. He is country as hell, and to some degree that will entail telling a certain fraction of the world to kiss your ass."

What a genuine guy. He knows himself.

Felt like the 49ers under-used him this year, which is a shame.

Straight bass, homie!

http://pandawhale.com/post/50257/randy-moss-straight-bass-homie-gif