This machine would really help my morning routine.

There's a Reddit discussion of the above gif here:

http://www.reddit.com/r/calvinandhobbes/comments/1808fx/fixed_a_new_gif_im_pretty_proud_of/

It was made by the Reddit user ericisweird ...

I am still envious of Akeem's (Eddie Murphy) princely morning routine.

I tried to find JOF gif, came up blank. 

would love a thoughtful wash like that.  ahem

Found it!  Well, the beginning.  :-)

He has more routine than that?!

:-)  Yes.  Team Akeem brush his teeth and bathe him.

More great Calvin and Hobbes animations:

http://pandawhale.com/post/9237/calvin-and-hobbes-gifs

http://pandawhale.com/post/18186/calvin-and-hobbes-animation-youtube