Here's what I think about Twitter: I think you should have to get a license to use Twitter. ~Tina Fey
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Tina Fey has no Twitter account and does not tweet. She explains why: "Most people are so fucking boring that they should shut up, and you should have to get a license [to use Twitter]. And I am volunteering to be in charge of the licenses. [...] Everybody else, go write it in a journal and mail it to your grandma... Do you understand how boring this would be, if I were Tweeting this?"