Tina Fey has no Twitter account and does not tweet. She explains why: "Most people are so fucking boring that they should shut up, and you should have to get a license [to use Twitter]. And I am volunteering to be in charge of the licenses. [...] Everybody else, go write it in a journal and mail it to your grandma... Do you understand how boring this would be, if I were Tweeting this?"

Unless you're @bazecraze or @perlapell (both SNL writers), Fey would like to revoke your Twitter license.