Are Scarlett Johansson's breasts real?
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This is part three of a series of boobs research we're doing. For science.
We ask the hard hitting questions because the Internet wants to know. For science.
Our hypothesis is that Scarlett Johannson's breasts are real, as illustrated here:
We're glad to see Scarlett has such a great sense of humor!
Now to do some more research... For science.
Are Scarlett Johansson's boobs real or fake?
We'll keep building the case, but right now suggests that Scarlett Johansson's breasts are real.
No wonder people keep visiting this page:
She's had smaller boobs for years now. I was about to do a long form boobica historia for you guys, but that'd be pretty silly. Short version -- they used to be legitimately large, in various old photoshoots and her Love Song sideboob scene...always somewhat accentuated, but still big. But somewhere around 2009 I noticed them slimming down. A picture from a premiere in early 2009, the one I remember first noticing. That was 5 years ago. I lost interest at that point, and ever since they've been hoisted and enhanced with bras. They'll often look like this -- "big", but no real cleavage. In a bra from the same movie. See? Not big. That must've sucked for her.
They're honestly bigger than I thought they'd be...they're pretty shapely, she's hot. But they're nothing like before.
edit3 It really did suck when she started to lose them. She was absolutely voluptuous. Any time I see a tryhard photoshoot like this, I cringe. And I absolutely hated this farce. It's so much better when you let them sit naturally.That said, I thought Esquire did a good job of simulating her former glory without looking uncomfortable.
And I think that's enough.
For that he was called "the Unidan of Scarlett Johansson boob-ology". (Unidan is a Reddit-ism.)
Update: at the 2014 premiere of Captain America Winter Soldier, Scarlett Johansson is glowing.
She's pregnant, so not only are her breasts larger, but also she's showing a little baby bump...
We conclude, just as before, that Scarlett's breasts are real, and they're spectacular.