Are Scarlett Johansson's breasts real?
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This is part three of a series of boobs research we're doing. For science.
For our previous work, see Are Katy Perry's breasts real? and Are Kate Upton's breasts real?
We ask the hard hitting questions because the Internet wants to know. For science.
Our hypothesis is that Scarlett Johannson's breasts are real, as illustrated here:
And no, we don't get to touch them like Ryan Seacreast did:
We're glad to see Scarlett has such a great sense of humor!
Now to do some more research... For science.
Scarlett Johansson's boobs are real, according to Spike.
They named her 2 of the top 20 natural breasts in the world:
This claim is backed up by the video Hollywood's best REAL boobs:
The video also believes Katy Perry's boobs are real too, which science has confirmed.
Are Scarlett Johansson's boobs real or fake?
We'll keep building the case, but right now suggests that Scarlett Johansson's breasts are real.
No wonder people keep visiting this page:
http://pandawhale.com/post/11646/scarlett-johansson-boob-squeeze-golden-globes-2008-gif
Redditor thebuttgrinch adds this analysis of Scarlett's breasts:
She's had smaller boobs for years now. I was about to do a long form boobica historia for you guys, but that'd be pretty silly. Short version -- they used to be legitimately large, in various old photoshoots and her Love Song sideboob scene...always somewhat accentuated, but still big. But somewhere around 2009 I noticed them slimming down. A picture from a premiere in early 2009, the one I remember first noticing. That was 5 years ago. I lost interest at that point, and ever since they've been hoisted and enhanced with bras. They'll often look like this -- "big", but no real cleavage. In a bra from the same movie. See? Not big. That must've sucked for her.
They're honestly bigger than I thought they'd be...they're pretty shapely, she's hot. But they're nothing like before.
He continues:
edit1 Some more stuff. Guess I'm going to get silly after all. I found it interesting that they didn't boost them at all for this outfit in Winter Soldier. I'm glad that both the studio and her are comfortable with her natural size. They couldn't resist for the poster, of course.
He continues:
edit2 Everyone was geeking out over this shit, but I knew. And please. People need to learn about the power of the bra. Even everyone's favorite wet dream is 40% padding. She's super hot, but do you want to be fapping to boob or to cotton? Educate yourself.
He concludes:
edit3 It really did suck when she started to lose them. She was absolutely voluptuous. Any time I see a tryhard photoshoot like this, I cringe. And I absolutely hated this farce. It's so much better when you let them sit naturally.That said, I thought Esquire did a good job of simulating her former glory without looking uncomfortable.
And I think that's enough.
For that he was called "the Unidan of Scarlett Johansson boob-ology". (Unidan is a Reddit-ism.)
12:11 PM Apr 10 2013