If Ryan's interview bores you to tears, skip to 1:35.

did Ryan not hear the watersports?

He did! Plus he's a beefcake!!

But yeah, not the sharpest tool in the shed.

He's another Florida Man!  How embarrassing!!

Lochte attended the University of Florida and graduated in 2007, majoring in sport management.[5] As a member of the Florida Gators swimming and diving team, he swam for coach Gregg Troy. At Florida, Lochte was the NCAA Swimmer of the Year twice, a seven-time NCAA champion, a seven-time SEC champion, and a twenty-four time All-American.[6] At the 2006 NCAA Men's Swimming and Diving Championships, during his senior year, Lochte won individual titles in all three of his individual events, setting U.S. Open and American records in the 200-yard individual medley and the 200-yard backstroke.[7] [8] He also broke Tom Dolan's nearly decade-old NCAA record in the 400-yard individual medley.[9]

Geege, Ryan Lochte IS Florida Man. Hubba Hubba!

Words of wisdom for Ryan:  If you're handsome and stupid, at least be humble. 

Well said, Geege. Well said.