Wow. Remember when spiders were the scariest things on the internet? (As opposed to the world news this week.)

That's a pretty tiny snake. Let's see the spider take out a Python and then I'll be nervous.

As long as they don't get organized . . .

But spiders killing snakes is definitely a thing:

http://www.spiderzrule.com/spidersnake.htm

You've just described the stuff of most peoples' nightmares.

Freaking creepy!  The snake looks like a venomous coral snake, but it is a scarlet king snake or a scarlet snake.

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/herpetology/fl-guide/micrurusffulvius.htm

Do you know what kind of spider killed it?  

Yeah! Not only did a spider get a snake for take out, it's not bothered one bit by the human filming it. 

As for spiders that kill snakes, there are -- gulp -- more than one.

Cairn snake:

http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/spider-eats-snake-caught-on-camera/story-e6frfq80-1226332961171

Ah!  Thanks!

I'm going to defend myself from that spider NOPE with a bearded dragon!

Charmander for the win!

Discussion of the bearded dragon:

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1d38cx/i_want_to_get_a_bearded_dragon_name_him/

Goliath Tarantula

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!

Where's that bearded dragon? I need an army of them!

Helmet can't save you!

I feel ill. Also, we need steadier camera operators. I want to know how that vignette ended.

They worked it out, and now the spider pays rent.

http://pandawhale.com/post/21701/i-hate-when-spiders-just-sit-there-on-the-walls-and-act-like-they-pay-rent