how are they the same species..?

All I can think about is them throwing her down the lane

For a moment I questioned why they were wearing bowling shoes in the airport. Then I realized that I was an idiot.

Cheerleaders are often quite small, especially if they're the "fliers". I'd guess her to be 4'10" or so.

Millions of years from now, paleontologists will study their skeletons and determine that Earth had at least two species of higher primate.