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De Cat Did It
Someone tore up the garbage. On an unrelated note, I'm out of food.
There is no substantive evidence that my client is responsible for any damage... he could just have been the first witness on the scene, or even have scared off the REAL perpetrator. Also, it was obviously a shitty couch anyway and very possibly might have unpredictable wear patterns over time.
Troutgirl, Esq (Beagle defense attorney)
Every beagle needs a defense attorney like you!
As well as several party bears.
I have shamed my family. I probably helped.
This scenario looks very familiar ^^.
Get a husky, they said. It will be brave, they said.
Oh hai. You're home early... I was knitting you a sweater.
This is not what it looks like.
The pillow started it.
Loveseats are delicious!