Get a beagle, they said.
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There is no substantive evidence that my client is responsible for any damage... he could just have been the first witness on the scene, or even have scared off the REAL perpetrator. Also, it was obviously a shitty couch anyway and very possibly might have unpredictable wear patterns over time.
Troutgirl, Esq (Beagle defense attorney)
This is why we can't have nice things.
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http://pandawhale.com/post/17468/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things-origin-quote
10:58 PM Jun 28 2012