Source: 9GAG - Don't bother...
Stashed in: Tools!, Dude!, Tape!
If you cannot fix it with a hammer, duct tape, or WD-40, it's not worth fixing.
Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will.
There's no need to remind him every six months about it.
Anchorman Will Ferrell Paul Rudd Dickbutt I Think I'll Post to Imgur meme - 60% of the time it gets to the front page everytime.
Sweet Jesus Cat.
Spock with a Lightsaber
I Am Mildly Amused meme