“Keep cool. Never freeze” — bottle of mayonnaise

Ugh, the thought of frozen mayonnaise is NOT cool.

Got a better quote than that one?

“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying” — Arthur C. Clarke

Better?

My fave:

“Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in a long-shot” — Charlie Chaplin