If Paul Ryan ever decided to pull a Tom Marvalo Riddle on us, he'd have a few options so far as his supervillain name.

His middle name is, unfortunately, not quite as cool as Marvalo. It's Davis.

Still, he's got some good anagrams:

• Anal Diva Syrup
• Rad Puny Saliva
• Radial Navy Pus
• Pray A Valid Sun
• Pry A Valid Anus
• Valid Anus Pray
• A Dry Visual Nap
• Nary A Spud Vial
• I Dry A Naval Pus
• A Lunar Spy Diva
• Rasp Duly Avian
• Avian Lady Spur
• I, A Syrup Vandal

Perfect! Ladies and gentleman, I give you...

SYRUP VANDAL

Another shirtless Paul Ryan pic! Conan approves.

Also, did you breeze past Valid Anus Pray as if it were just a sequence of words?!

I give you the bittersweet tale of a syrup vandal who drew swastikas on people's doors with maple syrup.

That story makes the Syrup Vandal a far better anagram than anything with Anus in it.