This article has some amazing gems.

Scoring Johnny Football on a traditional Nonsense Index is like giving an IQ test to an eight-year-old with telekinesis.

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Have you ever traveled to a small town far out in the country, turned on the radio and discovered that the local “pop hits” station is 18 months behind the curve? (“Wow, they still play LMFAO out here.”)

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Kaepernick tattoo editorials became their own literary subgenre for a while; it was like Sailor Moon fanfic, except written by an even more frustrated and repressed bunch of middle-aged white guys.

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