Mouse in army helmet surrounded by many mousetraps
Adam Rifkin stashed this in It's a trap!
Caption: "Watching the Miss Universe pageant with my wife."
Just remember, you think she is more beautiful than any of them. Hold that position and you will come out unscathed and, if you are lucky, with some delicious cheese.
I think cheese might be the worst metaphor for sex I can think of.
Agreed that cheese is a terrible metaphor. Ha!