Paul Ryan Marathon Time
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Source: Paul Ryan Marathon Calculator
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The above link is to the Paul Ryan Marathon Calculator:
It calculates your "Paul Ryan Marathon Time" based on Paul Ryan's known marathon time (4:01:25) and the time he claimed ("two hour and fifty-something", which we average at 2:55).
Given these two times, Ryan reduced his time by 27.5%, so that's what we do to your time! And if you're wondering why this matters at all, Michael Cohen and Paul Krugman both do a great job putting Ryan's marathon claims into proper context.
Paul Ryan claims he ran a marathon in "Two-fitty". He works out.
The RNC is VERY quick with the slogans. I'll give them that.
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Tom, I laughed out loud at that! :)
Paul Ryan is the guy at the bar who keeps telling you he could "probably" beat Usain Bolt in a race, "if I was in better shape." Paul Ryan climbed 40 mountains, you know.
12:10 PM Sep 04 2012