They paid Bieber HOW MUCH to get roasted?!

$200 million.  That's right.  

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2995402/Justin-Bieber-insulted-jeered-knocked-pegs-pals-gets-colossal-Comedy-Central-Roast.html

The article says he's worth $200 million.

I think he got paid something like $500k for this roast.

At the time (earlier today) $200 million seemed entirely plausible.  :)

Even $500k for one night's worth of fun work seems exorbitant.

Shaq had a funny joke about Bieber egging: 

Imagine if he could actually throw, he'd have done actual damage.

http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/justin-bieber-roast-comedy-central/

TIL Martha Stewart was gangsta as fuck

            Well she's been in jail.

Today I learned Martha Stewart has a sense of humor and so does Justin Bieber!

2700 Reddit comments praising Martha Stewart:

http://reddit.com/r/videos/comments/30wden/martha_stewart_kills_it_at_the_beiber_roast/

Bieber was a good sport about the roast. 

Here he is hugging Natasha Leggero after she poked fun at him.

Natasha Leggero roasting Justin Bieber:

http://pandawhale.com/post/60980/natasha-leggero-roasting-at-justin-bieber-roast