I told you I'll be ready in five minutes. Stop calling me every half hour. ~Marilyn Monroe

Adam Rifkin stashed this in Marilyn Monroe

Found on Facebook. Not really said by Marilyn Monroe.

<p><img src="//img.pandawhale.com/post-64666-I-told-you-Ill-be-ready-in-fiv-SJru.jpeg" alt="I told you I'll be ready in five minutes. Stop calling me every half hour. ~Marilyn Monroe meme Imgur Tumblr Pinterest Facebook" /></p> <p>Found on Facebook. Not really said by Marilyn Monroe.</p>

Adam Rifkin
3:04 PM Jun 29 2015

Another variation on this theme:

http://pandawhale.com/post/5105/ladies-if-a-man-says-he-will-fix-it-he-will

<p>Another variation on this theme:</p> <p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://pandawhale.com/post/5105/ladies-if-a-man-says-he-will-fix-it-he-will">http://pandawhale.com/post/5105/ladies-if-a-man-says-he-will-fix-it-he-will</a></p>

Adam Rifkin
3:09 PM Jun 29 2015