"So yeah, that’s why I’m late—because I’m insane. Don’t excuse the CLIPs in your life—it’s not okay and they need to fix it—but remember, it’s not about you. They have problems."

I always thought of tardiness as a form of procrastination.

I don't think of late people as optimists the way Elite Daily wrote:

http://elitedaily.com/life/culture/optimistic-people-have-one-thing-common-always-late/1097735/

Wait But Why is much closer to the truth.

Most late people are either jerks or have a problem.

Chronically Late Insane Persons, or CLIPs, fall into one or both categories.

Well SOME people are charging their Vessyls.

The people charging their Vessyls have a problem. :)