My dad is going to love this defense against the constant inducements to trim the dragon-hairs. 

Your dad has dragon hairs?!

For those of us too lazy to click, what's a danger triangle?

And that's dangerous because it speaks and smells?

Or dangerous because scissors?

Adam, its the area of your face that is most susceptible to Illuminati propaganda, as Geege's picture above clearly shows. 

Darn, it's going to be difficult to remove that from my face in the name of safety.