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Good to know that the Niners are spending their Gleacher-trained brainpower thinking about how to sell an extra hot dog every minute, instead of focusing on the fact that they are DEAD LAST in actual football quality in the NFL by all predictions. Even when it comes to business analytics, apparently all that fine-grained data did not reveal what every fan knows within 5 minutes of visiting the stadium: the millionaires' side of the stadium (as opposed to the billionaires' side) is a burning hellhole for most of the season, they can't grow grass on the field at all, and the wifi doesn't work.

You just also summarized "why your team sucks: 49ers edition" :

It's astonishing how quickly the Niners went from Superbowl contenders to despised by many of its fans. Don't need business analytics to see how thoroughly the organization does not understand its customers. 

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