Brooklyn's New Orphaned Walrus Is Pretty Darn Cute
"If Mit is resting with his head on my lap" -- that's cute -- "sucking my fingers, looking sweetly into my eyes" -- so cute -- "and Pak comes anywhere near us, he pops up" -- the cuteness, nonstop cuteness -- "yells at Pak and tries to head-butt him," she said. "Then he'll turn to me and be all cuddly again." We're dying right now. "We say he is small, but scrappy -- the perfect New Yorker."