My favorite:

Comic Book Guy is without a doubt the biggest netizen in Springfield. Back in '96 when most people were only getting to grips with the Worldwide Web, he was already a veteran of online communities such as Usenet, in particular on alt.nerd.obsessive.

Whilst meeting Homer in his office (a desk in the living room) he asks Homer if he can upgrade from a 28.8k modem to a 1.5 meg line. Homer stares at him blankly and waits for him to finish then asks, "Can I have some money now?"

Oh, how I miss the 90s.