Best damn Jean-Claude van Damme quotes:
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A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life.
Um, okay. I'm going to put some more damn van Damme memes here... DAYUM!
When I walk across my living room from my chimney to my window, it takes me 10 seconds, but for a bird it takes one second and for oxygen zero seconds!
3:51 PM Nov 02 2012