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Best damn Jean-Claude van Damme quotes:

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A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life.

Jean Claude van Damme got dance moves gif

Um, okay. I'm going to put some more damn van Damme memes here... DAYUM!

Dayum DAYUMM Damn Damm gif

When I walk across my living room from my chimney to my window, it takes me 10 seconds, but for a bird it takes one second and for oxygen zero seconds!

Jean-Claude van Damme meme

Air is beautiful, yet you cannot see it. It's soft, yet you cannot touch it. Air is a little like my brain.

Jean-Claude van Damme quote