Secret News by George Carlin
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Here’s the secret news:
All people are afraid. No one knows what they’re doing. Everything is getting worse. Some people deserve to die. Your money is worthless. No one is properly dressed. At least one of your children will disappoint you. The system is rigged. Your house will never be completely clean. All teachers are incompetent. There are people who really dislike you. Nothing is as good as it seems. Things don’t last. No one is paying attention. The country is dying. God doesn’t care. Sshhhhhh.....
I only know one secret and it's hard to live with.
The only person who can make you happy or unhappy is you.