Pocket Like It's Hot
Adam Rifkin stashed this in @snoopdogg
I thought it was Funyons. No one has ever eaten Funyons who was not high... whereas there are other valid occasions to eat Taco Bell and Hot Pockets.
What is a valid occasion to eat Taco Bell and Hot Pockets? Being drunk?
I like Taco Bell on road trips, because it seems like the least likely to make me fall asleep while driving. I can't say I would personally eat a Hot Pocket at this stage of my life, but when I was younger they were convenient when you were in the office for late-night and weekend death marches.