Bill Murray in Groundhog Day is a Redditor. And he knows everything that is ever going to happen on the Internet.
Adam Rifkin stashed this in Teh Internets
"Wait, so you're telling me you know everything that is ever going to happen on the Internet? How?"
"I am a redditor. I wake up every day right here, on the Internets. All day, every day."
"Okay, but you can't know everything."
And this is 9gag, well known for reheating yesterday's content and dressing it up with a healthy slathering of fucking stupid: