Bill Murray in Groundhog Day is a Redditor. And he knows everything that is ever going to happen on the Internet.
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"Wait, so you're telling me you know everything that is ever going to happen on the Internet? How?"
"I am a redditor. I wake up every day right here, on the Internets. All day, every day."
"Okay, but you can't know everything."
Big version here with an alternate ending; see also the Reddit comments...
And this is 9gag, well known for reheating yesterday's content and dressing it up with a healthy slathering of fucking stupid:
9gag slogan: "It's Just Not Reddit"
5:31 PM Nov 14 2012