Pineapple Peeler and Corer:
Adam Rifkin stashed this in SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
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Available for $13.95 plus shipping and handling.
I love the top Imgur comment:
step two: pour liquor in the hollow pineapple. step three: buy a party hat. step four: fight for your right to party. step five: party!
Seems like more fun than an apple peeler.
Shut up and take my money!