A FAQ for the stoners of Seattle, helpfully provided by the Seattle Police Department. My favorite:

Q: Will police officers be able to smoke marijuana?

A: As of right now, no. This is still a very complicated issue.

The gradual legalization of recreational marijuana use is a process.

This process can be expedited by the Obama administration if they so choose.

Oh shit, cops, SWALLOW IT!!

"Marijuana has existed in a grey area in Seattle for some time now."  So that would be ALL of Seattle, every day, of every week, of every month, of every year.  Except for that one week in August.

Medicinal marijuana has existed. One week in August?

 I was knocking their grey weather.