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Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. ~George Carlin


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Taping sandwiches all over your body doesn't work.

Oh.

George Carlin NEVER SAID THIS.  I don't know why so many people blindly assume that he did.  See http://georgecarlin.net/boguslist.html#sandwiches

Thank you for setting the record straight. I will add this to my Misattribution page, too.

But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money!

George carlin happiness

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? 

George carlin happiness

Don't just teach your children to read. Teach them to question what they read. 

George carlin happiness

 'Nuff said. Great quote.  

Yes and YES, Dawn! 

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