This must be the closest thing we have to the "North Pole"... Jeff Bezos knows if you've been naughty or nice.

If Amazon looks like the North Pole, does that make Jeff Bezos Santa?

I cannot find a single picture of Bezos in a Santa hat on the Web.

Closest thing I could find is a Lorax in the background:

 Don't worry Adam. 

I haz photoshop: 

imgur: the simple image sharer

 I love this picture of Bezos in a Santa Hat.... Work of art.

This looks more like Raiders of the Lost Ark:

 More evidence of conspicuous consumption gone mad in a fulfillment center.