Take that first world problems!!

I feel like I learn so much stuff I'm never going to use

You and me both. 

Was anyone else thinking "What good does hammering a comb to the wall do? That's stupid. OHHHHHHH"

Grumpy Cat, I'm never going to let you use a hammer. 

You know what's also great for storing spaghetti? The bag it comes in!

Yes but that's not nearly as clever. 

The elevator one is a dick move if you aren't, in fact, an emergency responder.

Agreed.