After all, wanting to detect and address early warning signs of potentially destructive behavior makes you a "bleeding heart" liberal. Cracking jokes about bleeding hearts and eaten flesh while doing nothing just makes you normal.

And my heart just keeps bleeding.

Don't bleed too close to the Zombies, Liz.

And don't bleed too close to the Vampires either, since I'm dispensing advice.

Bleeding to close to vampires can potentially get you turned into a vampire, if the whole vampire-romance mythology via Twilight saga has any merit!

Or True Blood for the matter!