Men don't mature until they're 43, new study finds
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Here are top 30 maturity failings in men:1. Finding their own farts and burps hilarious2. Eating fast food at 2:00am3. Playing videogames4. Driving too fast or 'racing' another car at the lights or on the motorway5. Sniggering a bit at rude words6. Driving with loud music7. Playing practical jokes8. Trying to beat children at games and sport9. Staying silent during an argument10. Not being able to cook simple meals11. Re-telling the same silly jokes and stories when with the lads12. Don't like talking about themselves/ having proper conversations13. Hating books/reading because of short attention span/they're boring14. Doing crazy dance moves15. Mum still doing their washing16. Having their Mum still make them breakfast/any meal17. Wearing trainers to night clubs18. Owning a skateboard or BMX19. Not eating vegetables20. Changing jobs regularly21. Getting too excited over stag do's22. Sometimes trying to do wheelies/stunts on their bike23. Driving a modified car or one with a loud exhaust/boy racer24. Showing off about how girls are attracted to them25. Wearing pyjamas, specifically cartoon pyjamas26. Using dodgy chat-up lines27.Showing off about protein shakes/weight-lifting/how much they 'lift'28. Littering29. Wearing saggy-crotched jeans30. Having a cartoon bedspread
Wait, so I have to give these things up when I'm 43?!
no, only show progress
Oh, ok. I'm willing to part with pajamas as per #25.