Brilliant, Patton. Brilliant.

Twitter humor is predictable. Even the weirdest crap can get formulaic—glitchy text nonsense, sexts, variations on "me irl" that link to shiba inu pictures (sorry)—so you gotta love it when someone steps in and reinvents the wheel. 

Patton Oswalt, what are you doing?

Being brilliant, that's what he's doing. Patton, you win the Internet.