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By Adam Rifkin

Patton Oswalt went to William & Mary the same years I went to that college. I'm a fan.

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Patton Oswalt Reacts To Russian Hacking Revelation and Trump with Facebook Rant

At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas With A Shovel, by Patton Oswalt

Q&A: Joel Hodgson Prepares to Relaunch Mystery Science Theater 3000 For a New Generation

Foo Fighters Everlong Scores David Letterman's Career Highlight Montage

Patton Oswalt Has A Completely Serious Idea For An Unbreakable Trilogy

The World of Competitive Rock Paper Scissors

A Hacker known as "4 Chan" posted graphic nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence, Ariana Grande, Kate Upton, and others during The Fappening 2014.

Man drunkenly drafts Change.org petition to have Weird Al Yankovic perform at the Super Bowl

Weird Al Foil I Don't Care gif

Weird Al parodies Lorde's Royals with "Foil"

Patton Oswalt Trolls Twitter/Wins Everything from TweetRoundup

Patton Oswalt is True Detective’s Rust Cohle · A.V. Club

Patton Oswalt makes Asian name joke, in response to racist KTVU news report - Salon.com

Ping Pong with Tuxedo Cat gif

Why would YOU click on that?

That's enough Internet for today gif - Shut Down the Computer Laptop and Sleep!

Antonio Banderas Laptop Reaction Gif

Patton Oswalt computer gif

Patton Oswalt "How Would You Kill Superman?" - Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee by Jerry Seinfeld

the new batman

Patton Oswalt best tweets

Patton Oswalt won Twitter with a series of hilarious, slightly offensive tweets...

Patton Oswalt spent the weekend trolling fans with 2-part tweets.

As the Ambien drapes its sleep-shawl over my eyelids, it whispers, "Stay on Twitter. Let the world know my garbled wisdom." ~Patton Oswalt

I try to act hard but my Wu-Tang name is "Buttery Chardonnay." ~Patton Oswalt

Star Wars Episode VII - The Gauntlet of Infinity movie poster, as envisioned by Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt Star Wars rant

Patton Oswalt Facebook post on Boston Marathon Bombing

I miss Kansas. I miss the rains down in Africa. Really Toto?

Patton Oswalt short documentary

"You've gotta respect everyone's beliefs." No, you don't. That's what gets us into trouble. ~Patton Oswalt

Weed... Weed and Gay Marriage everywhere...

Calm Yo Tits gif

Patton Oswalt is... Doctor Octopus.

Patton Oswalt on his most memorable roles and giving life advice: