Are Sofia Vergara's breasts real?
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Modern Family watchers wonder. And so it's time to put on our science hats again.
This is the fourth in a hard-hitting series of posts that dare ask the question of whose breasts are real.
Previous celebrities include:
So without further ado, let's present the evidence to answer Are sofia vergara boobs real?
And no, this is not just an excuse to look at Sofia Vergara photos. This is serious, people!
This expose is going to require more research. For science.
Don't be fooled by wonder bras and other supportive infrastructure. Focus!
Sofia Vergara was stunning at the 65th Annual Emmy Awards in a red, curve-hugging Vera Wang gown. The dress had a corset waist and flared out in a trumpet skirt to accentuate all the right places, including some awesome cleavage...
“I know [my breasts] have opened doors, let’s be real,” She told Lucky magazine in late 2012. “But I so hate when I see Gisele [Bundchen] and she is wearing a tiny little tank top with no bra, like, ‘Oh, I just threw this on, I look so cute.’ If I wore that I would look like I was pregnant, or a fat stripper.”
“I am not there to look intelligent. I want to show all this off while I still have it. I already know I am going to get a breast lift. Then, maybe one day, when I am done with being sexy, I will just get rid of them.”
In the words of Darth Vader, "Noooooooooooo!!" Do NOT just get rid of them!!
Let's do some more research.
Conclusion: Sofia Vergara breasts be REAL, yo.
Also, Sofia Vergara bra size is 32F, she revealed to Vogue in 2013:
"I mean, a normal girl will just put the dress on and leave. I need them to be like an armory. My dresses are like a work of art inside because, you know, I am 40 years old, I had a baby, and I am a 32F boob." she explained to Vogue, adding that she hasn't had any help from surgeons wielding silicone or saline.
"And they are real still. When they are fake, you take the bra off and they are still there, perfect! Me—no, so I have to bring them up! I have to build the dresses up to here so that the bras—ach, it’s a whole, der—ugh—tchah!” she told the magazine, expressing her exasperation.
Here's a photo of Sofia with Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Sarah Hyland on her 40th birthday:
Sofia, we love your work on Modern Family!
she is only 40? I thought she was older...
She has modeled a LOT over the years.