Is this the best Pad Thai recipe you've ever seen?

Yes!  I like that there are substitutions.

I like that, too. I take no shrimp in my Pad Thai, so the substitutions make it more interesting.

Have some shrimp, Adam.

I'm in a glass case of emotion.

Heh heh, a GLASS NOODLE case of emotion!

Here's another glass noodle recipe:

http://pandawhale.com/post/36772/thai-chicken-and-glass-noodle-salad-with-spicy-dressing-recipe-food-network

I see what you did there. And I like it!