this game was so brutal.  i feel like it deserves a "sympathy" stash.

"Three goals in four minutes. Four goals in six minutes. Five goals in 29 minutes. One country that could not believe what had just happened."

You are so much kinder that I was when I created this page to commemorate the worst game of Brazil's history: 

http://pandawhale.com/post/47176/germany-beat-brazil-7-1-in-the-world-cup-2014-semifinal-gif

but yours made me laugh!  mine made me cry!

i like laughing better.

That's guts with a g, right?

There have been fewer than 850 World Cup games ever played.

The odds of an outcome of 7-1 in a semifinal were 4000 to 1:

http://pandawhale.com/post/47188/time-to-eat-some-crow-that-prediction-stunk-nate-silver-on-brazil-germany-world-cup-2014

geege, you seriously need to do standup.