Nobody wants to read about Mitt Romney.
Adam Rifkin stashed this in Mitt Romney
That's hilarious. Sorry, Mitt. There's no there, there.
The link thread from buzzfeed also lead me into the linked story of Romney unintentionally gate-crashing an Orthodox Jewish wedding party: http://www.buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/romney-chased-by-jewish-wedding-party-on-harrowing.
I love the notion of Romney-as-Wedding-Crasher.
Vince Vaughn could play him in the movie!