Steve Ballmer hardcore speech to Clippers... Because he is a motivational speaker!
Adam Rifkin stashed this in Speeches
Steve Ballmer channeling his best Chris Farley impression.
Yahoo has his SNL van down by the river speech:
The resemblance is uncanny!
I have no idea how a guy, who made a punch line out of every product he produced, can be so successful. I suspect the velocity of the train built by Bill Gates.
Yes, essentially. That train had so much momentum that even he couldn't mess it up.