I love this:

Andrew Luck "sleeps like a rock, eats like a horse, sweats like a horse, drinks a lot of water, has to go to the bathroom every five minutes. When it’s time to sleep he is out.”

If he eats like a horse and sweats like a horse, how do we know he's not a horse?

All the SV folks are obsessed with AL; he's the prototypical human being, I think, in their minds. He's good but he's not great, and he too shall pass.