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United airlines demanded my marriage certificate. They accepted a cat picture though.


United Airlines said the TSA required me to update my account to my full name.  When I did they said it was a "complex name change" and I needed to provide a marriage certificate affidavit or similar as proof.Fortunately cat pictures are the lingua franca of the internet and they are seen as close enough to a marriage certificate.

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United Airlines puts the FLYING in "flying fuck".

And you can quote me on that. 

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